If your boss says: Nothing is impossible, ask him to wear
a condom after sex.
Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity, she wants
to wear a bra... When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that bra.
Luv is not measured by Hugging, Kissing & sex. It's all about Trusting Respecting
& Accepting a person with open legs, closed eyes & wet lips saying Push
it more.
Lady: What is a good time for Sex?
Doctor: In the afternon between 2 to 4.
Lady: Why ?
Dr: The compounder will not be here.
Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So let's begin.
Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREAST?
Gril: Enough to help a Man's boneless thing stand up.
Why did Shahid and Kareena break up?
Because she wanted to have Saif Sex
Why is sex similar to shaving?
Well, because no matter how well u do it today, tomorrow u hav to do it again.
First Doc: I had sex with my patient. I'm feeling guilty
Second Doc: It happens in our profession. Take it easy yaar.
First Doc: Yeah, but I'm a Veterinary doctor.
Give an example of Complete business failure due to negligence.
A pregnant prostitute
A old woman calls the Police department and says: I have a Sex Maniac in my
apartment. Pick him up in the morning!
25 Uuseless things in a Man's body: 20 Nails you can't
Hammer, 2 Tits you can't Milk, 1 Cock that doesn't Crow, and 2 Balls you can't
Throw !!
Boy to girl in a party: Kitne bhai behen ho!
Girl: Six
Boy: Maa Baap ko aur koi kaam nahi tha kya?
Girl: Tum kitne ho?
Boy: One
Girl: Baap me dam nahi tha kya?
Monica Lewinsky turned 31. How time flies! It seems like
yesteraday when she was crawling around the White House on her hands n knees
puttin everything in her mouth!
What is similarity between sex n shave?
If u don't do it for 4-5 days, it starts showing on d face.
What's the height of bad luck?
Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
What's the similarity between women & folding chair?
Both are useless unless until u don't open their legs.
