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Stock broker catches wife in bed with other man: What's going on?
Wife: Due to boom in market & ur less investment capacity, honey I've gone for PUBLIC ISSUE!

90 sal ke Buddhe Ne Viagra kharidi aur medical wale se puchha 'Kaise Leni hai?'
Dukandar ne upar se niche tak dekha aur kaha: Tulsi Aur Gangajal ke Sath Lo.

The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls.
The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death !

Teacher: What do u know about Sensex?
Pappu When we have sex with Riya Sen, Raima Sen, Rimi Sen, Konkana Sen & Sushmita Sen etc. it's called Sen Sex!

A Survey Report:
Women who sleep on their sides are Sensitive.
Who sleep on their stomach are Competent.
Who sleep on their back with Legs in the air are MOST POPULAR!

What's a contraceptive pill? It's the second best thing that a woman can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy. Now dont ask wats the first thing!

Lady: Dr.! How long is it before I can resume my normal Sex Life?
Doctor (shocked): You are the first one to ask me that after a tonsil-operation!

Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat.
Boy: OK! But I'm not ur brother, my father never fucked ur mom.
Girl: True, but my father did !

How do you define a virgin?
On the Verge but not in!

MBBS Final Exams, Question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her pu_ s _ . Only few students like me who wrote: Pulse Passed.

Lecturer in a medical college class: Man's semen contains glucose. One of the female students had doubt and she asks: Then why it doesn’t taste sweet?

A Fact: Fuck a woman and she Loves you... Love a woman and she Fucks you.

What is virginity?
Virginity is a big issue over a small tissue.

Church de gate te likhya c: J tusi paap kar k thak gaye o taan meri sharan ch aajao.
Ik callgirl ne note pad ke usde niche apney mobile number de naal likh dita, J nahi thake taan meri sharan ch aa jao!

Possible slogans for promoting Condoms:
You can't go wrong if u shield your ding dong.
She won't get sick if u wrap your Dick.
If u go in heat cover ur Meat.
Don't be a Fool Vulcanize ur tool.
Wrap it in Foil before checking her oil.

Tell me the name of the guy who made u pregnant?
Darling: Dear, if u eat fifteen bananas, can u tell which one made u fat.

What is the definition of a Lesbian?
Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!!

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