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Life without Friends is like Boobs without Nipples... POINTLESS !

Education is like hiring a prostitute-it needs both money & hard work. Fate is like getting raped-if u cn't fight it, enjoy.Work is like group sex-10 people r behind ur ass to take ur place. Success is like masturbation-only ur own hand cn let u achieve it.

A couple, recently married, were unhappy with the whole thing... He was unhappy with the hole and She was unhappy with the thing!

Two Gaysgot intoa heated argument.Whilst arguing,1of them shouted: Kiss My Ass!
The other replied: This is not the time 2 b romantic.

The makers of Viagra have announced that they have developed a pill to increase wetness in females. The pill will be called Niagara!

Recently a London Newspaper has revealed why Lady Diana left Prince Charles. After marriage she found out that all rulers do not have twelve inches.

The importance of UNITY explained at it's best: What did one leg of a woman tell dthe other: UNITED we are saved, Divided we are Fucked.

On a NUDE beach a man shakes hand with a lady & says: Pleased to meet U!
Lady: Yeah, I can SEE that.

A white man was on a safari in Africa, he saw a black man bathing in a river, the black man was very well endowed, in fact it was hanging below the knees, the white man stared in astonishment. The black man asked in anger: What’s the matter, does not the white man's member shrink in cold water?

Test ur IQ:
Poisonous BRA: CoBra
Mathemetical BRA: AlgeBra
Striped BRA: ZeBra
Strongest BRA:VerteBra
Sun-sign BRA: LiBra
And u thought u knew all abt BRA!

A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his dick n showed it to his wife. She replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!"

What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!

A woman who arouses a man and leaves is called a Cockteaser. What is a man who does the same called?
A Moisturiser.

What is pure Hindi name of Condom??
Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi.

Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet.

A man was fucking a nurse. She shouts: Aah it's painful.
Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I don’t hv hole, I'm putting it in ur hole & u say it hurts.

Sex poetry:
It's not the length, it's not the size,
it's not how many times u can make it rise.

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