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It's not how well it fits, but how late it spits.

Eggs in women decided to fight against sperms. They waited with guns in the pussy. That night no one came. Suddenly 1 shouted: Hamla Peeche se hua hai...ll

When u don't know whether to luv or hate, when u r in confused state, don't feel and don't debate, just sit alone & ...... MASTURBATE

Cricketer describing a nude girl:
There is no cover, there is no extra cover, there 2 silly points, 2 fine legs & a deep gully, with little grass on the pitch.

70 yr old man: Doc meri age mein sex style kyo hona chahiye?
Doc: Doggy style.
Man: Aapke matlab peeche se…?
Doc: Nahin, sirf soongho aur chaato.

Happiness is like penis; always looks small if u hold it in ur hands but when u learn to share it, u'll realize how big & precious it is!

Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don't say loose motions hai.


Q: What's the definition of indefinitely?
A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you are in.....definitely.

A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again.

Rina: what is the difference between boys & girls?
Seema-Boys are naughty, we are beauty, they've chest, we are breast.
Rina-They've night falls, we've 2 big balls,they've a big pole,we've a big hole.
Seema : They can fuck' we can suck. They are brilliant' we are pregnant
and at last we are "LOVERS" They R "FUCKERS".

Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty?
ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over.
But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!

3 men sitting in a cafe, all wanking.
Waitress: What the fuck are you all doing?
One points to a sign that reads: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!

How do you keep 4 blondes entertained in a bar? Turn the bar stool upside down.

They have found a new position in the Karma Sutra. It's called the 'plumber'...
Two of you stay in all day and no f*cker comes!


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