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A doc advising his patient who had a heart attack: No smoking, no drinking & hv sex only with ur wife because it is important that you avoid excitement.

Ek bahu saari raat paraaye mard ke saath sokar aayi lekin uski saas ne kuch nahin kaha, why?
Kyonki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!!

What's the difference between stress, tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when g/f is pregnant
& panic is when both r pregnant.

'Great, just what I need,' she moaned as he brought home a new microwave oven.
'One more thing that heats up instantly & goes off in 20 seconds.'

It has been determined that the most often sexual position for married couples is the doggie position! The  hubby sits up and begs while the wife rolls over and plays dead!

Husband: It is shame but let me confess I have become HOMOSEXUAL.
Wife: How come?
Husband: I have Sex at HOME only!
Wife: Thank god I am not.

Changu  divorced his wife on 1st night. Mangu asked him the reason,
Changu said, "Yaar ohdi panty te sticker laga si: OK/Tested. Mohan Lal & Sons.

Tiklu: What is the meaning of Pyar Ishq Aur Mohabbat.
Changu: Kuch nahi beta sab free vich sex karan de bahane ne...

Man to a girl: Wat's ur name?
Girl: Carmen.
Man: Yeh kaisa naam hai?
Girl: Becoz I like Cars and men. What's ur name?
Man: CHUTINDER BOOBIYA.

Mangu wanted Twins. So what did he do?
He Made two Holes in the Condom.

Wife: What'll u do if u have only 5 mins before an Atomic blast occurs?
Husband: I'll have SEX with u.
Wife: OK, but what about the next four minutes?

Teacher: Aisi konsi cheez hai jo bahut vajan uttha sakti hai lekin jiska khud ka vajan bahut thoda hai?
Tiklu: Madam ji, aapki Bra.

Changu comes bleeding.
Mangu: What happened?
Changu: Jaggu hit me with hammer.
Mangu: Didn’t u hv anything in ur hands?
Changu: I had.
Mangu: What?
Changu: His wife’s boobs!







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