CHANGU: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
MANGU: Phir tune kya kiya?
CHANGU: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
MANGU: Phir?
CHANGU: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !
TIKLU: Papa aaj madam ne 1 swaal puchha jiska jawab sirf mujhe hi pata
tha.
CHANGU: Mera hoshiyaar beta, kya swaal tha?
TIKLU: Swaal tha ki blackboard pe susu kisne kiya hai?
INSPECTOR: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
CHANGU: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!
TIKLU: Papa main itna jawan kab banunga k main mummy ko bina bataye ghar
se bahar ja sakoon.
CHANGU: Beta, itna jawan to aaj tak main bhi nahi hua.
Mangu bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his
car.
MANGU: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
Mangu mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha.
Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo.
Mangu utha or khud nachne laga.
CHANGU: Bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rs dega to 50 main Mandir me dedunga. Thodi
dur ja ke usko 50 rs mil gaye.
CHANGU: Wah Bhagwan itna bhi Bharosa nahi, apne pehle hi kaat liye.
Mangu de ghar buddi mar gayi. Saare kehan lagge: Bebe
mainu lai jaandi! Mainu lai jaandi!
Mangu vichon uthh ke kehenda: Saaleo! Bebe ne SUMO kiti hoi si ki?
Changu ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?? Kyon?
Itne saalo baad, itni mannaton ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!
TEACHER: Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to
aadmi ne hai par fir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta?
TIKLU: LADIES TOILET!
Mangu was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road. Traffic inspector stopped
him.
Mangu: I'm learning car driving.
Inspector: Without d instructor?
Mangu: Correspondence Course!
CHANGI: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.
CHANGU: Bolo.
CHANGI: Mein Pregnant hu!
CHANGU: It's a gud News.
CHANGI: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.
MANGU: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
CHANGU: Dono k baad 12-bajate hain aur din badal jate hain.
TEACHER: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai, jamin
pe rahne wali bache deti hai. Kaun hai jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin
par deti he?
TIKLU: Airhostess!
CHANGU: Dr. saab, I'm suffering from loose motion.
DOCTOR: Kinni ku patli aundi hai?
CHANGU: Dr. saab, samaj lao ke tusi us naal Grare kar sakde ho!
