MANGU: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa
bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife?
CHANGU: Wife. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!
Changu ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye...
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying
attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Tiklu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Tiklu quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel
and Pogo!"
Teacher: Light Kitho Aandi Hai?
Tiklu: Mere Nankeya De Gharon.
Teacher: Kinwe?
Tiklu: Jado Light Jandi Hai Papa Kehndy ne ‘Saleya ne Pher cut ti.
Changu, Mangu & Tiklu were going on a motorcycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Changu shouted: Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?
MANGI: Doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ka aaram aur kisi Hill station par jaane ko
kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge?
MANGU: Kisi Dusrey Doctor ke paas!!!
Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... what’ll u call
ur mother's younger sister & elder sister?
Changu’s son Tiklu: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!
Mangu's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur
wife is virgin, shoot her if not.
Mangu fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.
Changu went to international cooking contest. When judges
came to him, he was moving spoon in empty kadhai.
Judge asked: Kya bana rahe ho?
Changu: FUDDU…
BOSS: I’m giving u driver’s job. Starting salary Rs. 3000, is it OK
?
CHANGU: U R great sir! Starting salary is Ok but how much is DRIVING salary?
Changu & Mangu were looking at Egyptian mummy.
Changu: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Mangu: Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.
CHANGU: What do you call a wife who is beautiful, intelligent, understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
MANGU: Niri Afwah !!!
Changu to wife Changi: Did u hav any boy friend before
marriage?
Changi remain silent.
Changu: Main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
Changi: Bewakoof ginane to de.
Changu Radio lekar POTTY karne gaya.
Mangu: Aaj toh mazey se ki hogi ?
Changu: Khaak mazey se ki, radio par Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya, khade-khade karni
padi.
Mangu eats 8 Butter Naan at a party and is suffering from
Constipation.
Praying & crying in Toilet: Hey Wahe Guru...Ya toh JAAN nikal de, ya NAAN
nikal de.
Changu went to a museum where he broke a statue.
Officer: U have broken a 5000 years old statue.
Changu: Thank God, mujhe laga nayi thi.
