CHANGU: What’s the name of ur car?
MANGU: I don’t know but it starts with "T"
CHANGU: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai, apni te Petrol nal
start hundi hai.
Mangu gets a Cheque & throws it on the ground. Can
you Guess why?
To see whether it’ll BOUNCE or not!
CHANGU: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon, jate hue raaste mein biwi ko khai mein dhaka
de doonga.
MANGU: Yaar meri bi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena.
CHANGU: Theek hai, agar tu bura na maane use vaapsi pe dhaka de doon?
Mangu was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife.
Driver adjusted the mirror.
Mangu shouted: U r trying to see my wife, sit back, I'll drive!
Mangu looked in the mirror & said: Seems I've seen him sumwhere.
Then he says: Oh yes! He's the same bastard who was standing next to my wife
in my wedding album.
Changu-Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshawala: 10 Rs
Changu: 2 Rs mein chalega to theek hai
Rikshawala: 2 Rs mein kaun le k jayega?
Changu: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.
CHANGU: Mere mummy ne kal murga banaya.
MANGU: Kinu, tenu ke tere bapu nu?
Master: Kaka tenu pata hai ki teri umar wich Gandhi Ji,
BA kar chuke si?
Tiklu: Sir tuhadi umar vich Bhagat Singh faansi v chad chuke si.
Mangu kissed his girl friend in the park. Girl: Plz ye
sb shadi se pehle…
Mangu: Don’t worry darling, I'm already married.
Changu ki wife ko daaku utha ke le gaye.
Sabne ne keha daaku khatarnaak hai,
khali haath na jana wife ko bachane. Changu 2-kg aam le gaya.
Changu: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Mangu: Wow, Kab?
Changu: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.
MANGI: Main tang ya. Tusi hamesha Mera Ghar, Meri car, mera beta,
bus Mera Mera hi karde ho, kadi Sadda vi keha karo, hun almari vichon ki lab
rahe ho?
MANGU: Sadda Kachcha.
Changu: Bhai, har roz murge nal roti khaidee hai.
Mangu: Yaar, Oh kiven?
Changu: Ik burki aap khaidee aae te ik murge nu paayee di hai.
CHANGU: Tere result da ki banya?
TIKLU: Madam kehndi iss class vich 1saal hor lagna hai.
CHANGU: Pher theek hai, saal bhaaven 2-3 hor lag jaan, bass fail na hoeen.
Ek kabutar ne Mangu te bitth kar diti.
Mangu: Oye teri maa ne tainu kachha pauna ni sikhaya?
Kabutar: Saleya tu kachha pa k karda hain?
