TIKLU: Dad what’s Sex?
CHANGU gets tensed but explains everything.
TIKLU: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school admission
form?
MANGU: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor
se shadi kar Lena.
MANGI: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
MANGU: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!
Interviewer: Aap kisi MAHILA mein sabse pehle kya dekhte hain?
Mangu: O ji, wo is baat par depend karta hai ki woh aa rahi hai ya jaa rahi
hai?
Nurse- Congrats: Apke jurwa bete hue hain.
Mangu: Ye to hona hi tha.
Nurse- Kyon?
Mangu: Jab dekho KBC PART-2 dekhti rahti thi,
Mil gaya na UMEED SE DUGNA.
Changu declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my
children also.
Mangu apni girlfriend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jaata
hai.
Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling in Luv.
Mangu talking on phone.
Changu: Kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Mangu: Biwi se.
Changu: Itne pyar se...?
Mangu: Tumhari hai.
Changu: I'd like some Vitamins for my son.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C ?
Changu: Any will do as my son doesn't know the albhabets yet.
Changu's son: Mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Mangu's son: How?
Changu's son: Jab bhi road cross karte hain to meri ungli pakad lete hain aur
kehte hain ki chhodana mat.
Mangu joins army, given AK 47. He's puzzled & asks
Major: Sir,
yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga.
Gal: I think the poorest people are the haapiest.
Mangu: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest.
What's an adult joke?
Changu: Any joke which is eighteen years old.
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Changu: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Changi to Changu:
Stop looking at girls, u r married now.
Changu: U mean if I am on diet, I can’t look at the menu also?
CHANGU: Name 5 animals living in the water?
MANGU: 1 Frog.
CHANGU: Theek hai hor das?
MANGU: Frog da praah, bhen, piyo te maa.
