CHANGU: Meri biwi mujhe chhod ke chali gayi.
MANGU: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.
CHANGU: Arre yaar, Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha.
Mangu was drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts
loudly.
Man next 2 him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
MANGU: Sorry, I didn't know it was her turn.
CHANGU: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
TIKLU: Pata nahi.
CHANGU: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
TIKLU: Ram Lal kaun hai?
CHANGU: Pata nahi.
TIKLU: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.
Heights of Friendship: Mangu commiting suicide,
someone asked the reason.
He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend.
Changu proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Changu: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?
MANGU: Saadi teacher kehndi hai ke MAJJ da taja dudh peen
nal dimag wadhda hai.
CHANGU: Oye je ajehi gall hundi taan apna katta ajj IAS officer lageya hunda!
CHANGU: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
MANGU: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!
Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de.
Changu to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye
andha hai.
CHANGU: Oye tera vyah ho gya?
MANGU: Haan.
CHANGU: Kuri naal?
MANGU: Oye munde naal v hunda hai kya?
CHANGU: Haan... Meri bhain da hoya si!
A crow shits on a Mangu.
Mangi gives tissue paper to him.
MANGU: Koi phayda nahin, kauwa toh ud gaya!
MANGU: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
CHANGU: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?
Mangu meets his old friend.
MANGU: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B.
Friend: Oye, iska matlab?
MANGU: Kuch nahin yaar, I mean long time no C.
MANGU: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde.
CHANGU: Y?
MANGU: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.
Changu bar vich ro reha si.
Bartender: Kyon ro rahe ho?
Changu: Hor ki karan?
Main jis kudi da naa bhulna chahunda si usda naam yaad hi nahin aa reha.
