Phone ki ring baji.
Mangu: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.
Mangi phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.
Mangu: Maine mana kiya that...
Mangi: Phone mere liye tha!
Changu to a doc: Apne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai, uska
haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.
Doc: Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Changu was writing the passive voice of 'I made a mistake.'
He wrote: I was made by a mistake.
CHANGU to his son: I think it's right time we should talk
about sex!
TIKLU: Sure dad, what do u wanna know...?
Changu: Oh yaar main
badi mushkil mein hoon. Meri biwi mujhse ek pappi ka Ek rupeya leti hai.
Mangu: Oh yaar tu lucky hai, auron se to woh 5 rupaye leti hai.
Changu joined NASA. After one month the Americans had
to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA.
Ek baar Changu Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Changu: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Changu: Tu Gangubai.
Changu ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne
Changu te sussu karta.
Changu to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
CHANGU: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
CHANGI: Thank u G
CHANGU: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
CHANGI Thank u G.
CHANGU: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
CHANGI: Thank u G
CHANGU: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
Girl: Will u marry me?
Mangu: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.
Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se.
MANGU: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
CHANGU: Suicide karne ke liye
MANGU: To phir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai?
CHANGU: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari
aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko
chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to mein kutton ko daal doon.
Mangu sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW.
Mangu: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Mangi: Why 3?
Mangu: For u n ur parents.
Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade kar auraton
ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Mangu: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.
