Mangu: Y do u take ur wife only to night clubs?
Changu: By the time she gets ready no other place is open.
A man to Mangu: Aao ji chess khelen.
Mangu: Tu chal mein sports shoe paa ke hune aaya.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Changu: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he
crying?
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Changu: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Changu: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Mangu aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Mangu: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha.
Mangu: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise
hoya ki si?
Changu: Goli lagi si mathe vich.
Mangu: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke akh bach gayi.
Mangu: I've discovered the origin of the word Good-Bye
Changu: Oh, yeah? What's it?
Mangu: Many years ago, some husband said to his wife, 'I'm leaving u!' &
the wife said: Good! Bye!
