Hey, I just got your blood test
report. U have been tested HIV positive.
Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom,
only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from
me!
Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying
to reach is in your heart!
If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urs,
coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with
him a few miles
Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear
your voice,
think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream.
I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning,
think of me.
In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon
I don’t eat coz I think of u,
in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep
coz Im hungry.
Kissing you baby is my dream. I'm the strawberry & u r the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen. U & I together babes is passion so extreme!
I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine,
but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive,
erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what
a good swimmer I would be?
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear.
To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes,
live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai,
na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.
I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style.
What can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind!
do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again?
If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if
they were Stocks & Shares
those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!
U can b a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives,
a soldier & protect lives or simply b urself, a sweet person who touches
hearts!
Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't
handle u,
those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't
refuse u!
There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park
but nothing is more beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
