When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone
should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur
heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE?
na Munna na its called high B/P...
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the
sky...
then i thought where the fuck is my roof
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking
coffee.
100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers
2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
Want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.
U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den...
i lauf again
God made man and then rested. God made women and then
no one rested.
><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it
& keep it in mobile
& daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each
other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja
without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This
was a missed call"
Can you lend me 2000 Rs?
i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar
asks to ATM machine???????
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded
aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate.
i have donated 15 litres.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?....
It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
Girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want
happiness just check inbox,
whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just
plug in your charger and enjoy.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first
time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu?
MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath
saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise
nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and
a woman gains her master .
