Gappu,
while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Dad: Very long!
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful.
We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
Last night, I wanted you, needed u so badly it hurt. I wanted to taste you,
wanted you inside me so you could work your magic on me... but I couldn't find
you...... you stupid asprin.
Have a confession to make
ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night i see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST
Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY!
send this to someone that you think is gorgeous, dont send it to me as I have
had 100s already.
Q: If a devil catches ur wifr, wat wud u do?
A: U can do nothin. If devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
Newtons Law of Romance LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR
BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten
your burden.
boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles.
girl: well that is because we aren't married yet
A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother".
santa wrote back, "send me ur mother"
7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA
Kaisa oollu banaya unko
Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy..
Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he doing
Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach.
twinkle twinkle little star, tera boy friend gaya bazar
us ko mil gaya doosra pyar, ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!
