This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat,
way cat, to cat,
keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now
read it without the word cat.
The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning??
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are
the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world
Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?
Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN.
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be …
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!!
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking
Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered
in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .
The world thineest book has only one word written in it"EVERYTHING"
and the bok is tittled by "WHAT WOMAN WANT "
GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira intzar hai
GIRLS 2008: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma WERNA DOSRA TIYAR
HAI....
The short man was chased by 2 policeman coz he usually
steal "CHOCOLATE", he ran to his home and
hide into a babywalker.They knew that he he was there so checked the place until
they give up. On their way to the door they saw this baby in
a babywaker the went to him and say"he is so cute, if we come back
we will bring sweets,cakes and cold drink" he said with
an adult voice "Dont forget to bring my favourite Chocolate".
Years ago i came in2 dis world naked & screaming
My goodness, now things have changed when im naked somebody else does the screaming.
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
Common Dialoug om exams & 1st wedding night-
"Kaisa Hua"??
"Acha Hua, thoda bada tha, thoda chooth gaya, aata tha per thik se hua
nahi!!
