Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance
karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
Russians dugg 100
meters and found
copper cable and said
that they had
telephones 500 years ago
Americans dugg 200
meters and found
optical fibre and said
they had internet
facility 1000 years ago.
indians dugg 1000
meters and didnt find
anything and said that
we had wireless
technology 2000 years ago
Wife - suniye kya aap kitchen se garam masala la kar aayenge
Husband - magar yahan to nahin hai
Wife-- mujhe pata tha tumhe nahin milega is liye main pehle se hi le aayee.
Lady to inspector : My husband went to buy potatoes
5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Inspector: Why don`t u cook something else.
Three Ways of fast Communication
1: Television
2: Telephone
3: Tell-a-women
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye.
What did shivaji say to bruce lee when he met him? tu karate me marathe.
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed
her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
Sardar to Girlfriend: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana
karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar: 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
