Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato.
Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te".
Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan,
rastyane barobar challe astaat.
Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate.
Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,
"Bis Milaah!!" Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, "dus tulla, dus
malla!!!!!"
Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani
te ekmekaanshi abola dhartaat.
Navra zopaychya aadhi baykochya ushivar note thevto," mala sakali 6:00
la uthav".
Dusrya divshi sakali navra uthto ani pahato tar sakalche 8:00 vajlet!!
To baykola kahi bolnaar tevdhyat tyala tyachya ushivar note diste.
Tyavar lihile aste, " 6:00 vajlet, utha"!!!
Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat ghari yeto.
Tyala baba vichartaat,"aare Balu tula radayla kai zale?"
Tyavar Balu mhanto," mi masteranna uttar dile mhanun mala tyanni marle........."
Babanna kahi kalat nahi tevdhyat Balu explanation deto, " mala tyanni vichaarle
ki marathi madhil tin linge chi examples deun sang ani mi sangitale ki 'To bench',
'Ti shala', ani 'Te mastar!!!' Aata sanga , maze kai chukale??"
