QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in...
and soft and wet when it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum
whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your body, it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.
Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS
now.
R u Male or Female
Answer k liye
neechay dekho
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Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne neechay dekho
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih
ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my
friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha
2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown,
rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy,
sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say,
but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted
to trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey will save this message
& Donkey will delete this message.Choice is urs........
u r many kolometres away frm me.
still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels
1.pogo
2. cartoon network
3.animal planet.
