Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
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you are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry it dosent fit on you.
Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey
to ChuSt Raho gey...
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey...
EK SMS YAAR!!!!!
us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or
dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya
na suit-case band.
Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time
APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai...
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER
Wives r Incoming Calls, Lovers r Outgoing Calls
Aunties r Tollfree Calls, Callgirls r Roaming Calls,
Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls
Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!
Girl to another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se mar
raha tha.
2nd Girl: Tu dar mat agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roj ABBORTION karana padta...
Teacher: Jimmedari kya hoti hai ?
Student: Madam agar apke blouse k 4 batton me se 3 tut jaye to 4th pe jo aati
hai, usko jimmedari kehte hai.
young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man
god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married.
Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll. After mariage beautiful Doll
After 1 year nice Doll. After 2 Years only Doll & After 3 Years panaDoll.
Mother found a condom in daughter's cupboard. She went
straight to her n asked: What is this?
Girl: To aap kya chahti hain, main is umar mein Maa ban jaaun?!
Playboy has started a special edition for Married men. The same woman is featured
every month.
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours
forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!
